Words of Wisdom
9.23.99
"Never tell proverbs in winter. If you do, the frogs will come for you."
-Matt Groening
9.24.99
"Always look to the future, because when you get there, it's always better than it was."
-Slacker
9.25.99
"To be early is to be on time. To be on time is to be late. To be late is to be sorry."
-John Bridges
9.26.99
"So what? Does that mean we're automatically sorry no matter what time we get there?"
-Jonathan Barnes in response to John Bridges
9.27.99
"I'm a gentle man at heart....so long as I'm not slaughtering the stupid."
-Drizzt Do'Urden
9.28.99
"Shut up Keith!"
-Common phrase
9.29.99
"THE MATRIX ROCKS!"
-AshBlaze2
9.30.99
"I'll be waiting for you...so...if you come here...you'll find me. I promise."
-Final Fantasy VIII
10.1.99
"Who would have thought that MIT would be so tough?"
-Sucrose99
10.2.99
"I'm a Thesbian!"
-Matt Johnson
10.3.99
"Actually, there's no such thing as a Thesbian. It's Thespian. You're not that either because a Thespian needs to CONSTANTLY participate in high school drama behind and on stage. Neither of which you have done."
-Liam & Chris
10.4.99
"Liberate tutemae ex inferis."
Translation: "Save yourselves from Hell."
-Ship's log in Event Horizon
10.14.99
"Be careful out there. There be Freshmen roaming the campus. And they BITE!"
-Carl Ackerman
10.15.99
"What's an orgasm?"
-A. Haden
Note: Because I haven't posted a quote for over three months. I'm not going to bother dating the quotes anymore. Here we go again!
"Get what you can and what you get hold; 'Tis the stone that will turn all your lead into gold,"
-Richard Saunders
Poor Richard's Almanac1757
"Peace out."
-Illegal Delivery Guy (Rob Schnider)
Big Daddy
"I always assumed famous people have something about them that makes them more recognizable than ordinary people. Now that I am, I guess, a famous person, I realize that, no...it's just being on television."
-Dave Foley
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
-Stephen Wright
"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry."
-Unknown
"Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
-Unknown
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
-Johnny Carson
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
-Richard Diran
"Try not, do. There is no try."
-Yoda
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
"Adventure...excitement...a Jedi craves not these things."
-Silent Bob (Quoting Yoda)
Mallrats
"When I find him, I'm going to rip his leg off, and kick his ass with it."
-Sanjuro Makabe
Shogo: Mobile Armor Division
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