Jellyfish Are Pretty
By: Daniel Morris
Jellyfish are pretty
They look like jelly
Except jelly that floats in the water
And jelly that has tentacles lined with stinger-sacs
Ouch! Not-nice stinger-sacs...
They drift like little killer hate-buoys
On the surface of the pretty ocean
I'm not sure how they taste in sandwiches
And maybe you're not supposed to eat them at all
Ouch! Painfully non-tasty...
Pretty, pretty jellyfish hate-buoy
Floating on the ocean blue
How I both love and hate you.
Ed. Note: I have my own rendition, which will be put upon the release of the jellyfish shrine. Don't ask, I was tired. Daniel Morris wrote this shortly before press time for the June '00 issue of PC Gamer. Thank you Dan for your inspiration.